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[25 Dec 2006|11:08pm] |
Allen [9:01 P.M.]: So I wait every morning till night, masturbating to my delight
Allen [9:02 P.M.]: On my bed I lay forever in thought, to think what virgins are to be sought
Allen [9:02 P.M.]: I think of penis, dildo, and lands, of how I would lay naked on beach sands
Allen [9:02 P.M.]: I hope to see liz and jizz and dreams, of angels and womens and vagina-shaped sunbeams
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[23 Dec 2006|03:28am] |
I had a dream that I was cuddling with Adrian Grenier. Or, "spooning," as "real men" - the ones on Entourage anyway - call it. Niiiiice.
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[19 Dec 2006|11:14pm] |
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I love watching Will&Grace. Hahahahaha, Karen makes me laugh (:
7 Things I Plan to Do Before I Die:
1. Fly faster than the speed of sound.
2. Direct a porn flick that stars Katherine, ---, -----, and Mr. Penis.
3. "Steal Katherine's men."
4. Learn to take it like a man.
5. Become fluent in another language.
6. Have lots of sex.
7. Be happy.
7 Things I Can Do:
1. Pass a color vision test
2. Procrastinate
3. "Flirt" with "Katherine's men."
4. Work out to Richard Simmons.
5. Hold grudges.
6. Be unnecessarily emotional.
7. Be overwhelmed by penis envy (See below) (Just kidding, btw)
7 Things I Cannot Do:
1. Pee standing up
2. Knock up chicks
3. Understand anything in Statistics
4. Throw up on purpose.
5. Have an erection.
6. Pwn Jesus Christ.
7. Fly.
7 Things That Attract me to the Opposite Sex:
1. Neat facial hair
2. Good dental hygiene
3. Shoulders
4. Cleanliness
5. Sex
6. Cuddle monster
7. Opposite sex? What if I was a lesbian?
7 Things That I Say Most Often:
1. "It's not due yet."
2. "What's today's date?"
3. "When is it due?"
4. "I want to cuddle."
5. "I want a hole in my ear."
6. "I'm in love, Katherine."
7. "Uhhh"
7 Celebrity Crushes:
1. Benj Gershman
2. Eric Dane
3. Clive Owen
4. Terrence Howard
5. Eric Bana (:
6. Rory Cochrane
7. Patrick Dempsey
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| Please Donate to Liz's Bra & Panties Fund. |
[17 Dec 2006|02:09pm] |
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I am dead-ass broke. As in I am so broke that I need to work my ass off in a sweatshop or something to support my pobre familia (familia pobre?).
Overview of how I'm gonna spend the rest of my week $-wise, until the money starts flowing in from the man upstairs:
Food: No food. I'll starve/fast or something. Just kidding. My goal is to spend like $25 tops on food all week. All I'll eat is ramen noodles - those are like 15 cents each when they're on sale and 50 cents when they're not or something like that - I usually get them in their giant packaged glory of preservatives at Costco for really cheap. I think that's how I'll survive in college. I'll just have to water down the noodles because they've got so much damn sodium and my esophagus and stomach will most likely shrivel up if I don't. Realistically, this week, I don't think I have enough willpower to survive on cheap food alone, but fast food is also really stocked on sodium and carbs or whatever physicians always warn you about and my arteries will explode.
So solution : Mama's cooking and ramen noodles and dollar/value menu.
Booze: What? No.
Clothes: Unnecessary. =D
Me love you long time.
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[04 Nov 2006|07:47pm] |
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Saturday is almost over. I can't believe this, I stayed home all day so I could finish all my bio and I'm still drawing those stupid glycolysis diagrams. And then I have the two essays and the extra credit (which is a first), and then the 2 articles.
ARE YOU SERIOUS.
I wish everything came naturally to me. I wish God would just enlighten me at this moment and then I'd get the Nobel Prize because I'd know the meaning of life, not this glycolysis/fermentation/Krebs cycle crap.
Everything would be so much easier if it was just Adam and Eve instead of this nonsensical bio insanity. Not that we shouldn't be teaching evolution... I'm saying life would be nice if there really was a God who made us out of rib bones verses this sperm meets egg and voila! material.
Oh kay kay..
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[26 Jul 2006|02:42am] |
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Me want cookie. Or a bananaaa.
Bananas in pajamas go up and down the stairs,
Bananas in pajamas are kicking over chairs
Bananas in pajamas are chasing teddy bears
'Cause on Tuesdays they try to catch them unawares.
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